I love when my boyfriend spends the night and leaves for work before I wake up but gives me a kiss before he goes.
Do you ever feel like being lost in the parking lot looking for your car is a metaphor for life?
Hitler was really sad that Britain didn’t want to join Germany in WW2.– Brett
Masturbation Liberal arts is bullshit. Humanities is a crock. College is masturbation. Sit around in a circle and jerk other artists or writers off, most notably your professors who control your fate by the first 5 letters of the alphabet. Daycare: Arts & crafts for three hours, snacktime, phonics class, song and dance, go home. 12 weeks later put on a holiday show for the parents who put...
To the girl who led me zig zag thru the UH parking lot to waste my time trying to park: I didn’t offer you a lift to your car because it looked like you needed the exercise. But you don’t have to be such a conniving bitch. Your cellulite would be much more forgivable if you at least were a nice person. #justsayin
Drubken George Harrison songs and the Bf is driving us and we. Girls is dru l. ...
Hey, guess what? I finally bought furniture and when Brett is done putting it...
My life is going so awesome, other than school. I hope it keeps up. :-D
Me: hey what's the program used to make the credits for a movie?
Brett: uh, final cut?
Me: oh. Well I need to use that.
Brett: no. You stay away from Final Cut.
I’m in this elevator without authorization. Go to the basement and call...
If you get married someday and I never got to see your boobs, I’m gonna be...– One of my dearest friends on why my relationships cause him suffering.
Let’s go pick up a prostitute– Brett, after selling his camcorder and receiving a wad of cash
Last year, my friends had a pumpkin carving shindig, and you know how everyone...– My manager on jack-o-lanterns. Reinforcement that I think he’s awesome
Me and my big mouth strike again, part 1
Flamboyant Boss: so yeah, I'd like to get you to where you want to go with the company, I think you'd make a really great ______.
Me: yeah, I'd like that too. There aren't a lot of girls on that force at our store, and I'm really into girls.
Flamboyant Boss: [hand to mouth, snort-giggle-laugh] oh yeah?!
Me: I mean, not like that, just, girls being where the guys run. I give up. Let's move on.
pardon the interruption...
I need to take a quick break from my soul-crushing art project that is due monday, to do a little soul-crushing myself. It will make me feel better. I have a photography classmate who is a total dunderhead. Dunderhead is a nice way of describing him…. ANYWAY, the other day we were having a failed attempt at conversation, and he mentioned he had quit his job to work on getting into...
Me: at one point I broke 100 just to test the road noise.
Dad: if you were already going 100 why didn't you just gun it to 125 and avoid being pulled over entirely?
Me: Eh, it's an automatic, the gearing is all wrong for that.
Dad: ok, gotcha.
Aaaaaaaaaand, yeah. Class is being cut short. Deadline extended to next week. Super!