November 2010
40 posts
Oh em gee
I let this friend chick move in with me, so she could get a better job in Houston, she’s from the coastal area, and she has done nothing but tell me my apartment is not good enough for her, eat my food and use my brush, and complain.
She is homesick and lonely. So she got pissed off that I spend lots of nights at my boyfriends apartment. Called me out on Facebook even, said she...
Brett: my iPad is better than your face.
Hannah: my face can give blowjobs.
Brett: true....there's not an app for that yet.
“Aww man. Randall’s cotton candy is way better than Kroger’s.”
– Brett W, 24 years old.
this is what you use your college degree for?...
Teacher: So, Wayne, where exactly does this art exist in life? In a gallery, at a comic book store, on Kirby's little brother's bedroom wall?
Wayne: I show on DeviantArt, as well as 4chan. I actually have a large fanbase on the internet, mainly 4chan.
Me [hushed but purposely audible by the class]: Oh. My. God.
Taken for granted
I’ve rather neglected this blog emotionally. Makes me sad that I never keep up with anything I start. Roller derby comes the closest to sticking with something. And even that I’ve been missing due to school.
I’ve been pretty emotionally volatile lately. These past few days I’ve had a lot on my mind. It’s weird. My relationship is really pretty great most of the...
Employee referral bonus
[watching movie, I receive txt, pick up phone to reply]
Brett: put it down!
Hannah: excuse me, my vacation money needs my attention for a moment.
Brett: fair enough.
Fraud
Just suck it up and stop crying. Juice box to mouth. Shut up. Stop crying. It’s just art. No one even cares but you. But i do. I do care and I want to have a recognizable style but I don’t and I can’t even draw or paint or print or sing or anything. My biggest suffering is that I can’t be the artist I want to be. That’s pathetic.
Keurig Conundrum
The less water I use to make my coffee, the more room in the cup for sweet creamer. But the less water I use, the Steiner the coffee brews and I need even MORE creamer. Logical fail. I need a bigger mug.
“Let’s go to sharpstown….this will be the realest thing you’ll...”
