June 2010
32 posts
“I’m depressed. Let’s buy bleach.”
– The idea that sounded good at the time before you went and ruined your hair for a year and a half.
“A million ways to get it. You were one.”
– C.P.
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“I wanna make like arts and crafts and scissor.”
– Britney from MWTSS.
Holy crap
People back of house watching Sliders. That kills me because in the final days of my relationship with Andre, he was watching Sliders instead of communicating or interacting with me.
“Sexual harassment- it can result in either a promotion or litigation, but...”
– B.W., 2010.
“The safety factor of owning PCs vs a Mac is similar to how my ex was comfortable...”
– Me to a customer expressing concern about switching to Macs.
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This is a boring blog.
It’s funny how I bought an iPhone 4 and it hasn’t hit me yet that it’s a cellphone and that it’s mine.
Ordinarily I’d post this on xanga but there is no good app for xanga posting and the tumblr app is great.
It’s also funny how much I love sauerkraut. And German food in general.
It’s cool how I keep losing weight because the thinner I get the more...
Ultimate win!
iPhone 4 is mine!!!!
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just shoot me
So I’m answering phones at work, and getting the same question over and over, and givingt eh same damn answer, and then some lady calls and asks about the chance of getting a certain high demand product, and I say we do, and, then she proceeds to keep me on the phone for another 17 minutes asking questions and it’s like, well you might have gotten one if you would not have kept asking...
“Our business is growing, like nobody’s business.”
– Lorenzo
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“when i was little, i used to want pink hair when i grew up.”
– Me.
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party at my place
maybe someday.
Do you think if I had a housewarming party people would bring me food to celebrate my taking over my own apartment, and so I would not be so hungry all the damn time?
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“i don’t feel love, just the impulse to love.”
– Me.
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Ok, this is ridic. 2000 iMac vs 2010 iPhone 4 →
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derby name?
jam’her and tickle.
I want to go with a soviet themed name due to my kick ass heritage.
Any more ideas?
riotgrrl
i would like to start a houston area riotgrrl chapter.
basically the goal is to form a collective of awesome strong women who band together to kick ass, take names, and share their awesomeness with other awesome women.
if i make stencils and own a darkroom and you sew and someone else plays a musical instrument, why don’t we all get together and create something really awesome.
it...
I have awesome managers
Man: Does the iPhone 4 have a larger screen?
[Female coworker looks at me]
Me: Maybe, slightly?
Man: Ok, thats what I thought.
[Man walks away pleased]
Me to female coworker: Lets look it up.
[Look it up at apple.com/iphone tech specs. Compare to iphone 3gs tech specs. Answer is no. 3.5" diagonal screen on both.]
Me to female coworker: Well, I lied. BUT, "slightly" does not necessarily mean "noticeably...."
Female coworker [in british accent]: Thats right.
[Manager walks up.]
Female coworker [in continued british accent]: Isn't that right {manger's name}? That slightly larger does not necessarily mean noticeably larger?
Manager: Generally. Technically speaking. But when you get it in your hand, you'll know.
golden showers →
Statement of purpose
There is really no clear defined purpose for this blog, but I hope to amuse at least myself in the process of posting here.
Maybe sometimes I will post here things I would normally post on xanga, or maybe I will turn this into a shitty photography blog. Who the hell knows.
