If Per•cep•tion is// Real•ly the Re•al•it•y// You ARE a bitch•whore
Your face is ug•ly Your sec•ond face is much worse Hon•est•y. Try it.
I do not eat delicious treats.– Me on dessert.
there comes a day when you've had too many chances
This hits so close to home I had to reblog.
Quite a lot going on in the next few weeks -school starts Tuesday -Generic job related stress goes here -disneyworld. We’ve been planning this trip for so long it’s almost unreal. But also stressful. We’re driving to Florida from Houston. -I’m moving. My lease ends feb 28 and they already leased my unit to new people so I really have no choice, I have to find a new...
leeannlo-deactivated20130122 asked: nope .. it's fairmont.
Joan Jett said everything best.
I only want honestly excellent people in my life from now on. No more hanging on to the friends that are constantly in self-created crises or working my ass off to build or maintain friendships for someone else’s benefit. A friendship shouldn’t require more work put into preserving it than the number of times that person has ever called you a friend. If half a year of trying to get...
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Girls have insecurities. If you’d like to hang onto one, don’t ask her to overcome those insecurities so you can hold onto other girls.
The monopoly of words
Sometimes you say a word a certain way And the memories come flooding in Short shattered fluttering feelings of a life gone past Staring into nothingness my digital sheep I count Hoping to begin to sleep before I begin to feel. Falling Fallen Feeling
you don’t wanna take a history class around the year...– Me on western civ since 1450.
Me: your mom is so cute. She's so much like my mom.
Brett: [blank stare]....[confused look]
me: ok, well my mom was an evil bitch, to me, but to my sisters, she was like your mom. You know, with the children she loved....
Me: wow that sounds depressing.
Roommate: Hey. I don't know what the fuck to do right now.
Me: oh no. Did you spill something on the carpet again?
Visiting your parents
Me: clean up that coffee your mom said not to leave a mess
Brett: she didn't mean that. She wants us to leave a mess. She gets lonely and feels purposeless without my messes to clean up.
Another year, another list of crap I will never get around to doing. For 2010 my resolutions included to take care of my teeth better, and reclaim my body from the levels of fat I had let consume it. I think I may have actually accomplished both, in that I definitely lost 20 pounds, and during the year I became eligible for part-time benefits, and enrolled, so 2011 will be a year of many drills...
I feel like I could play this better if it were in my hand…Like it was...– Brett, after the immense effort it was to find and buy a Super GameBoy and copy of Zelda: Link’s Awakening to play through a SNES on a larger TV. /fail.
My IT guy
Me: babe, I need to go to bed.
B: ok, do you know what you need to do To make sure your alarm goes off? [iPhone OS new years glitch]
me: make you do it.
Buzz•ing right a•long// My bo•dy a•bout to burst// Bat•ter•ries die. Fuck.