October 2011
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Just do it
I have never let other people not being able to do something, keep me from doing something.
I’ll make a homemade pecan pie and make the crust from scratch because it hadn’t occurred to me that the consensus is handmade crust is a bitch. So I just jump in and I make awesome pie crust.
Likewise, when I didn’t have a car, I didn’t let that stop me from getting around. I...
Powerful
A positive attitude is the most powerful magic in living life. Somehow, through all the shit I’ve been through, losing my family, homelessness, abusive relationships, I never gave up and became a victim. And I’ve maintained my kindness and spirit.
I have a friend who was able to get a $15,000 knee surgery by a top sports surgeon somehow for nothing. And when I look at my...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Always awkward when....
You’re walking along and run straight into someone from the life you had with your ex.
In this instance it was a guy from a bible study group Andre and I used to go to. There was no choice but to stop and chat with him, despite the 260 pound elephant between us.
I said I was doing very well. Was 3 semesters away from graduation and next summer was going to spend 5 weeks in Italy. I...
new job, new dreams
I have a new job. I work for an amazing company that is out to change the world. We make electric cars. Great ones. And from the moment I stepped in to my first day of training, I was overwhelmed with a renewed sense of greatness.
I used to work my last job with pride and determination because I knew if I put in the amount of hard work necessary, someday I could get promoted. The end goal was...
Aramark strikes again
I bought a wrap from the chickfila at University of Houston and the paper was wrapped up inside the wrap. I took it back and the cashier said to unwrap the entire wrap and eat it….somehow….unwrapped.
WRONG. I’ve been eating overpriced chickfila wraps long enough to know I should not be eating paper and I also should be able to eat it in wrap form.
Fuck you, again, Aramark.
Not saying the world is perfect, but I don’t think the game is broken, I just think a lot of people are sore losers.
Brett killed the karaoke
[[Lady Madonna comes on at karaoke]]
[[mic is passed around to find someone to sing it.]]
Me: Brett sing it!! No one else can pull it off!
Brett: no. Not me. Nope.
[no one will sing]
[club kills the song, moves on to next track]
Me: LOOK NOW! you have the death of an innocent song on your conscience.
Brett: Paul McCartney has plenty.
Stupid ignorant young’ns. I refuse to be sucked in to your self-serving movement of complaints. I am better than to complain and blame others for where I end up in life. I work hard and am rewarded. Working hard isn’t just working the same hourly wages job diligently for years, its about putting yourself out there on applications for new jobs, taking on more responsibility, and always...
I want a fxckyeahasiangirlsinboots tumblr.
Please and thank you.
news update
-I am playing roller derby again and it is very much my love.
-My internship is almost over and I start my new job in October…the 17th.
-I am going to New Orleans for Halloween with a friend named Kelly.
-I am going to Italy next summer for a study abroad for 4-6 weeks.
-I am working on restoring old chairs. Eventually hope to move up to reupholstery.
-Brett is learning iOS...
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