April 2011
9 posts
What can I get accomplished today? I need to do a lot, but will it happen?
What will you accomplish?
Do female bakers get mistakenly assumed pregnant all the time when they say they’ve got a surprise in the oven?
Day off by way of fail
“What size drink do you want? There’s small, medium, and my cock.”
– Brett
So grown up
Matt: turn here right?
Me: no it's about two lights down. This is memorial.
Carly: look at you, your life is totally together; apartment in memorial. Real furniture.
Me: yeah. My life is so totally together. That's why I'm sitting in the back seat of my own car at 3am being driven home.
Weirdness: thoughts while drinking
1.) while I can tell brett has gained confidence thru dating, I feel I have lost self confidence. It scares me that I can tell he looks at other girls when we go out and sizes them up according to league, and I think his self perceived league leaves me in the dust. I look at guys when out and about and thinkto myself, “I’d never have a chance.”
2) I can count the memories of my...
Active, not passive
B: babe....
Me: what?
B: ....are you tweeting passive aggressive insults again?
Me: no. They're not passive.
Christians...this is why you feel unwelcome in...
I was woken up this morning by my doorbell. I threw a shirt and my boyfriend’s boxers on and asked who it was. “maintenance” I was told, through the door. I open the door and am greeted by missionaries, distributing religious material.
And Christians complain they feel persecuted in this country….
Please don’t solicit inside private apartment complexes. People...
